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The Brady Report 2/20/19

A Guy Is Arrested for Public Intoxication After He Tipped $22,000 at a Bar A Woman Brawls with the Cops After a Pinball Machine Eats Her Money The Police Get into a Standoff with . . . a Life-Size Stormtrooper Statue Australia Is Going to Let People Use Emojis on Their License Plates A Guy Went to a Dog Park ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/12/19

A Boston Cop Is on Leave After Two Prostitutes Stole His Service Weapon A Guy Celebrates His 66th Birthday by Smashing Into and Mooning Other Drivers “Rage Yoga” Is Yoga . . . but with Beer, Yelling, and Cursing The Top Ten Ways People Use Their Dogs to Spot Red Flags in Their Dates 46% of Us Have Flirted with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/11/19

A Man Is Arrested for Projecting a Porno on His Garage Door A Wedding Turns to Chaos When the Groom Hits on and Gropes an Underage Waitress, Then Brawls A Guy Tried to Scam an Elderly Man . . . Who Happened to be the Former Head of the FBI and CIA There’s a New Ice Cream That Claims It’ll ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/8/19

Gucci Has Apologized for Its New Turtleneck That Looks Like Blackface Is It Cool to Crowdfund Your Wedding . . . or Is That Tacky? A Guy Named Dave Assman Is Upset He Can’t Get His Name on a Personalized License Plate Booze-Filled Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream Is Finally Available in the U.S. Pre-Crushed ‘Drinkable’ Potato Chips Are Now a Thing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/6/19

A Guy Opens Fire When He Catches His Wife Getting-It-On with Their Friend in the Hot Tub A Runner in Colorado Was Attacked by a Mountain Lion . . . and Had to Kill It with His Bare Hands The Ten Best Cities for Valentine’s Day in 2019 People Trapped Inside Due to the Polar Vortex Spent Their Time . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/5/19

A Lady Is Arrested for Hitting Her Boyfriend with a Frozen Pork Chop A Woman Stole a Credit Card . . . Then Used It to Buy a Winning Lottery Ticket A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but it was a Creepy Guy Trying on Her Clothes A Cryptocurrency Company Lost $137 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/29/19

It’s So Cold in Chicago There’s a Crime Spree of People Stealing Canada Goose Coats Louis Vuitton Is Coming Out with a $2,500 “Luxury” Version of Jenga The Top 10 Cities to Be an NFL Fan . . . and Boston Isn’t #1? Here Are America’s Top Ten Fears A Company Is Planning to Sell Coffee Beans That Were Heated ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/28/19

Police Find a Guy’s Drug Dealing Operation Because He Couldn’t Stop Fondling Himself in Target Fitting Rooms A Thief Gets a Surprise When He Steals Some Pain Killers . . . and They Turn Out to Be Laxatives A Bank Robber Used an E-Scooter to Get Away . . . and the Cops Identified Him from the Data Update: The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/25/19

A Domino’s Driver Calls the Cops on a Customer Who was Pleasuring Himself When She Showed Up A Teenager Dropped Acid at School and Groped His Teachers One in Five People Have Pulled an All-Nighter to Binge Watch a TV Show A Guy Live-Tweeted His Stepson’s Attempt to Sneak a Girl Out of the House After a One-Night Stand The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/22/19

A Guy Gets Caught Flying With 43 Pounds of Pot in His Luggage A Cop Accidentally Ran Over Two People Who Were Lying in the Road, Watching the Eclipse  A Company Is Selling Empty Plastic Hearts . . . for Everyone Who Asked for “Nothing” on Valentine’s Day A Girlfriend Sells Her Boyfriend’s Xbox for $4 After She Finds Out ... Read More »