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The Brady Report 8/16/18

A Librarian Is Going to Jail For Embezzling $89,000 to Spend on “Game of War”  Someone Stole $98,000 Worth of Ramen Noodles . . . Which Is at Least 300,000 Packages A Restaurant Is Dealing With “Disturbing and Hostile Customers” For Changing From Crinkle-Cut to Straight…  A Woman Celebrated Her 101st Birthday at the Taco Bell Where She Eats Weekly ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/15/18

A Guy Shot His Friend in the Butt After Arguing About Politics on Facebook  There’s a New Girl Scout Cookie on the Way! But Sadly, It’s Gluten Free  A Woman Breaks Up with Her Boyfriend, So He Steals Her Toilet?  Are These Extremely Public Urinals a Good Idea, or Just Gross?  Doctors Found a Woman’s Contact Lens Lodged Above Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/14/18

A Shoplifter Gets Arrested After Going Back for His Bible A Woman Grabs a Guy’s Decorative Sword and Robs Him with It  (NC-17) The New York Subway System Responded to a Woman’s Tweet That Offered Sex for Faster Service  The Cover of Yesterday’s “New York Post” Was a Full-Page Ad  McDonald’s Is Testing a French Toast McGriddle Would You Turn ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/13/18

 An Airline Employee in Seattle Stole an Empty Plane, Did Some Tricks, Then Fatally Crashed Into an Island  A Woman’s Mugshot Goes Viral . . . and Now People Are Going to Her For Makeup Tips  Sour Patch Kids Candy Corn Is Coming This Halloween  7-Eleven Is Doing Buy One, Get One Free Slurpees All Week  If You’re Out and ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/10/18

 A Man Tried to Get Away from the Cops by Taking a Frog Hostage  A Guy Strips and Does an Erotic Dance at a Hibachi Restaurant  A Guy Calls the Police to Report His Wife Is Snoring Loudly  Beards Are So Popular That They’re Killing the Razor Industry  Everyone’s Having Way Less Sex Than You Think Read More »

The Brady Report 8/9/18

 A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest  A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers  If You Give Your College Kid Extra Cash, There’s a 15% Chance They’ll Blow It All on Booze Someone Is Selling Teddy Bears Made Out of Raw Chicken Hey, People Are Actually Using ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/8/18

 A Couple Is Busted Doing Sexy Things in Their Van in a Walmart Parking Lot A Guy Tries to Get a KFC to Reopen at Gunpoint  There’s One Department Store That Already Has Its Christmas Stuff Up  Today Is World Cat Day . . . But Only 14% of Us Say We’re a “Cat Person” Cops in Myrtle Beach are ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/7/18

 A Woman Named “Liberty Bell” Got Arrested Again . . . This Time for Beating Up Her Public Defender  IHOP’s Stupid “IHOB” Stunt Quadrupled Their Burger Sales A Guy Is Upset He Was Fired Because of His Man Bun  At “Pheromone Parties,” You Smell People’s Sweaty Shirts to Figure Out Who You’re Attracted To  Nike and General Mills Just Released ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/6/18

 A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . . He Was  A Newspaper Apologizes When a Campaign Ad Has an Unfortunate Typo on the Word “Assets”  Is It Okay to Un-Invite Someone From Your Wedding?  A Guy Launches “Amish Uber” . . . Where He’ll Give You a Cheap Ride in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/2/18

 Two 70-Year-Old Men Get Into a Fist Fight Over Free Samples at Costco  A Guy Is Facing Charges For Breaking a Car Window to Save Two Dogs  A Couple Is Looking For a Videographer to Film Their Wedding Night Sex NYPD Pilots Flew a Spy Plane in a Penis-Shaped Route Because They Were Mad at Their Boss  Scientists Have Finally ... Read More »