UCrew Update

The Brady Report 1/12/18


 A Woman Skips Her Mother’s Funeral . . . To Steal Her Safe

 A Man Stabs Himself in the Leg to Try to Get Out of a DUI

 A Police Dog Easily Tracks Down a Guy Who Stole a Bunch of Steaks

 40% of Americans Have Never Left the Country . . . and 11% Have Never Left Their State

 A New Device Lets You Track the Flatulence Forming in Your Stomach on Your Phone

 Humblebragging Makes People Hate You Way More Than Just Regular Bragging