UCrew Update

The Brady Report 1/31/18


 Cops Bust People Driving a Compact Car Stuffed to the Brim with Stolen Oranges

How Many Dates Does It Take Before You’re Ready to Take a Trip with Someone? Apparently Not Many

 When You Tell Someone “Maybe,” Does It Secretly Mean “No”?

 The Internet Is Deeply Divided on Whether a Straw Has One Hole or Two

You Should Eat Pizza For Breakfast Instead of Cereal, According to a Dietician