UCrew Update

The Brady Report 1/4/18


 (NC-17) An Inmate Claims the Drugs in His Rectum Weren’t His

 Hooters Stock Skyrocketed After They Announced They’re Getting Into Cryptocurrency?

 A Woman Thought She Had a Serious Bowel Disease . . . But She Had Just Swallowed a Ketchup Packet

 Glitter from a Holiday Card Landed a Woman in the Hospital

 A Guy Gets Out of a Ticket Because the Cop Was Impressed He’d Balanced a Hot Dog on His Bumper?

 The Hot Trend in Silicon Valley Is “Raw Water” . . . Which Is Just Untreated Water That Might Kill You

 French Fries Are Finally Coming to Taco Bell Later This Month