UCrew Update

The Brady Report 1/7/19


 A Guy Attacks His Dad with Pizza When He Finds Out His Dad “Helped Give Birth to Him”

A Woman Attacks Her Parents for Not Taking Her to Outback Steakhouse

 A Kidnapper Chases a Woman into a Karate Studio . . . Which Was a Bad Idea

 A Woman Is Attacked by a Dog, Then Bitten by . . . Its Owner?

A Man Screams So Much at a Spider in His House That Someone Mistook It for a Crime and Called the Cops

The Words That Need to Be Banished in 2019 Include Ghosting, Wheelhouse, and Thought Leader