UCrew Update

The Brady Report 2/23/18


An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and Gets Arrested

 A Guy Tries to Pistol-Whip His Victim, and Shoots Himself in the Hand

 A Car Thief Tries to Tell the Cops He’s Matthew McConaughey Despite Almost No Resemblance

 New York University’s Dining Hall Serves Collard Greens and Kool Aid For Black History Month

Stupid Photo of the Day: A College’s “Women in Math” Event Features Only Male Speakers

(NC-17) A New Adult Toy Will Order a Pizza For You Once You’re . . . Um . . . Done