UCrew Update

The Brady Report 3/1/19

A Thief Steals a Sled to Transport Other Stuff He Stole, and the Tracks Lead Cops Straight to His House

A Woman Calls the Cops After a Dog Humps Her Dog at the Dog Park

German Tax Officials Seize a Family’s Dog . . . Then Sell It on eBay

The Average Person Has 4 Hours and 42 Minutes of Downtime on Sunday

One Key to a Happy Relationship Is . . . Having the Right Genetics

Pickle Basketball Shoes are Coming Out, So You Can Wear Pickles on Your Feet

Lay’s Is Releasing Three New Chips Based on Types of Music, Whatever That Means