UCrew Update

The Brady Report 3/26/18


A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It

 A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up

 McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches

 United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt to Avoid Another P.R. Mess

 Craigslist Killed Its Personals Section, Including Casual Encounters and Missed Connections

 Wendy’s Dropped a Rap Mixtape . . . and It’s Shockingly Good?