UCrew Update

The Brady Report 3/29/18


 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut

 The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously

Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?

 A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea

 A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . . and It Accidentally Winds Up in a Pool, With Her Family Inside