UCrew Update

The Brady Report 3/4/19

A Guy Trapped in Snow Survived Five Days on Packets of Taco Bell ‘Fire Sauce’

A Guy Faked His Own Kidnapping to Avoid Paying His Super Bowl Squares Debt

An Unemployed Millennial Assaults Her Mom with a Phone for Not Driving Her to Yoga Class

Tiny Tattoos on Your Ears Are the Hot New Trend?

Does Potato Salad Count as “Salad”? 38% of Us Say Yes

The Ten Best States to Live in If You Love Sandwiches

A Report of a “Deranged Person” Turns Out to Be a Cardboard Cutout of the “MyPillow” Guy