UCrew Update

The Brady Report 4/30/19

A Guy Shoplifted from a Store Twice . . . and in Between, He Applied for a Job

A Woman Called 911 to Ask for Advice on How to Kill Her Boyfriend

Ancestry.com Is Fixing Its Results . . . So Whatever They Told You Before Might Be Wrong

The Easter Island Giant Head Statues are in Trouble . . . Because of People Taking Selfies Picking Their Noses

7-Eleven Just Launched a Beer Delivery Service

There are Now Crocs with Miniature Fanny Packs Attached

(NC-17) Men Are Twice as Likely as Women to Climax Every Time They Have Sex

The Average Couch Has Been Napped on 36 Times, and Has $1.55 Hiding in It