UCrew Update

The Brady Report 5/23/19

Some Idiot Says He Didn’t Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was “Receiving Sexual Acts” From His Passenger

A Guy Shoots Himself in the Junk, Then Drugs Fall Out of Him During Surgery

A Man Refuses to Give His Louis Vuitton Man Purse to a Robber . . . and Gets Shot At

A Suspect Says He’ll Turn Himself in . . . If He Gets 15,000 Likes

Burger King Might Be Offering to Pay off Student Loans . . . or This Is a Publicity Stunt That Could Backfire

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