UCrew Update

The Brady Report 5/4/18


A Drunk Guy Won’t Stop Trying to Have Sex with the Tailpipe of a Car, Even Once the Cops Come

 A Mystery Pooper Kept Defecating Outside a High School . . . Turns Out It Was Another School’s Superintendent

 A Man’s Dog Disappears . . . and He Realizes It Was Stolen by an Amazon Delivery Guy

 New $168 “Extreme Cutout” Jeans Are Basically Just Pockets and a Few Strips of Denim

 70% of Us Plan to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo . . . But Only 10% Know What It’s About