Here Are the Five Ultimate Food Arguments
A Police Dog Is Fired Because He Likes Belly Rubs Too Much
There Are Two Months That Have Way More Divorces Than Any Others
A Guy Calls 911 and Claims His Grandmother’s Dying, But He Really Just Wants a Ride to Hooters
A Woman Tells the Cops Her Friend Sold Her Spider Eggs Instead of Crack
A Guy Exposes Himself at a Restaurant Because They Put Onions on His Food