UCrew Update

The Brady Report 7/31/18


 Thieves Stole a Shark From an Aquarium by Swaddling It Like a Baby and Pushing It Out in a Stroller

 A Cop Gives a Guy a Rose For Wearing a Helmet . . . But the Guy’s Wife Doesn’t Buy That Story

A Congressional Candidate Is Accused of Having a Bigfoot Erotica Fetish

 The Top Five Things We’re Curious About in Our Partner’s Sexual History

 A Car Catches on Fire From an Exploding Fidget Spinner

 Natty Light Wants to Help You Get a Job . . . By Painting Your Resume on the Side of a Race Car