UCrew Update

The Brady Report 8/16/18


A Librarian Is Going to Jail For Embezzling $89,000 to Spend on “Game of War”

 Someone Stole $98,000 Worth of Ramen Noodles . . . Which Is at Least 300,000 Packages

A Restaurant Is Dealing With “Disturbing and Hostile Customers” For Changing From Crinkle-Cut to Straight…

 A Woman Celebrated Her 101st Birthday at the Taco Bell Where She Eats Weekly

 A Dad Suffered a Penile Fracture When His Kid Jumped Up on the Bed to Wake Him Up

 A Cop Got Fired for Using His Body Cam to Make a Sex Tape