UCrew Update

The Brady Report 8/29/17


 A Couple Stops in the Middle of a Burglary to Have Sex

 A Guy Is Busted Sneaking Heroin Into Jail . . . Inside His Fake Leg

 A Carjacker Hangs Onto a Door Handle, Gets Dragged Down the Street, Then Gets Arrested

 54% of People Don’t Like Answering Their Doorbell Anymore

 39% of Your Coworkers Have Gotten-It-On With Themselves at Work

 Are the Texas Rangers Being Big A-Holes for Not Swapping Their Home Series with the Houston Astros?