UCrew Update

The Brady Report 9/24/19

A Girl Threatens to Stab Her Grandfather for Denying Her Extra Vegetables at Dinner

A Woman Is Arrested After Telling the Cops About Her “Felony Purse”

India’s First-Ever Flatulence Competition Flops With Just Three Competitors Who Choked Under Pressure

A Woman in Louisiana Is Attacked by a Camel . . . and Saves Herself by Biting Its Testicles

Your Cat Loves You Just as Much as Your Dog . . . They Just Don’t Show It

A Court in Germany Has Ruled That Hangovers Count as an “Illness”