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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 9/13/19

Two Women’s Loud Sex Is Mistaken for a Fight . . . Which Leads to Gunshots A Guy Breaks Into a Home, Then Tries to Have a Booty Call There A Man Honored by the White House for Heroism During the El Paso Shooting Made It Up . . . and the Secret… A Married Couple Splits Up When the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/12/19

A Psychic Gets Prison Time for Making a Woman Pay $1.6 Million to Remove a Curse The Best and Worst U.S. Cities for Oktoberfest Warning: Don’t Rub Toothpaste on Your Junk to Last Longer The Three Cameras on Apple’s New iPhone Are Triggering People With a Fear of Holes The Newest Way People Are Sexting Is . . . Through ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/30/19

A Guy Throws Thousands of Screws on the Road to Prevent His Ex from Dating Other People A Father-Son Fight Over Cooking Cabbage Ends in Gunshots A UFO Hunter Has Found an Alien Face on the Surface of Antarctica The First Halloween Controversy of the Season Is a Latex Scar That Looks Like Lady Parts Word of the Day: “Choreplay” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/22/19

A Man Storms Into a Business to Shoot His Nephew for Breaking His Cuckoo Clock Update: The Elderly Couple Busted for Sex in a Park Says They’re Innocent and the Guy Has “No Blood Flow”… “Poop Like a Champion” Cereal Is Available on Amazon Watermelon on Pizza: Yes or No? Walking Through a Park With Lots of Trees Makes You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/21/19

Someone Calls the Cops on a Topless Woman at the Beach . . . so She Goes Bottomless to Protest A Man Threatens to Kill His Friend Over a $10,000 Bet That the Earth is Flat A Guy Says a Woman Chugged Two Beers and Then Went on to “‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin My A**” Cops Bust Six People for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/16/19

The Woman Who Pulled a Gator Out of Her Yoga Pants During a Traffic Stop Is Found Guilty A Man Robs a 7-Eleven Wearing a Baby T-Shirt as a Mask A Guy Cut Down a Famous 200-Year-Old Tree Because He Hated His Brother Good News: Signs Point to Small Men’s Junk Becoming Sexy Again A Mom Licks Her Daughter’s Ice ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/15/19

A Shoplifter Is Busted Shoving Brisket and Propane Down His Pants A Guy Threatens His Neighbors With Nunchucks . . . and Accidentally Hits Himself in the Face A Guy Was Caught Playing “Pokemon Go” on Eight Phones Simultaneously in His Car A Teen Starts Tweeting From Her Smart Fridge After Her Phone Gets Taken Away Watching Sports Is Almost ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/14/19

A Man Tries to Fight Off the Police with Poop-Covered Punches A Couple Accidentally Sells Stolen Comic Books Back to the Guy They Stole Them From A Guy Is Busted for Using a Stolen Credit Card When He Signs “Thief” on the Receipts A First Date Starts at Denny’s . . . and Winds Up in a High-Speed Police Chase ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/13/19

A Guy Jumps Off a Balcony While Fleeing Police and Lands on a Wasp Nest A Woman Is Trying to Crowdfund a Butt Lift for Her “Mental Health” . . . It’s Not Going Great A Bride’s Sister Asks If She Can Take Her Wedding Date and Venue Instead New Dating Term: “Dogfishing” Is When Someone Poses for Dating Profile ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/12/19

A Naked Couple Is Busted Having Sex in a Car . . . Parked at a Police Headquarters A Drunk Driver Fails to Hit the Brakes and Crashes Into a “Brakes 4 Less” Store (NC-17) A Guy Has a Rare Condition That’s Making His Junk Turn to Bone A Company’s New See-Through Men’s Bathing Suit Leaves Nothing to the Imagination ... Read More »