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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 3/7/19

A Family Threw Cash Onto a Highway to Honor a Relative Who Passed Away It Costs $444 a Month to Have an Affair Ten Words Parents Use, So They Don’t Swear in Front of Their Kids A Hipster Is Upset When Someone Uses His Photo to Show That Hipsters All Look Alike . . . Then Finds Out… A List ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/6/19

Popeyes Gave Out Mardi Gras Bead Necklaces That Hold Your Fried Chicken “Ashes to Go” Is Huge on Ash Wednesday, Because Everyone’s Too Busy for Church? A Two-Inch “Micro” Designer Handbag Is on Sale for the Low, Low Price of $522 Instructions on How to Win $10,000 Were Buried in an Insurance Policy’s Fine Print . . . and Someone… ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/4/19

A Guy Trapped in Snow Survived Five Days on Packets of Taco Bell ‘Fire Sauce’ A Guy Faked His Own Kidnapping to Avoid Paying His Super Bowl Squares Debt An Unemployed Millennial Assaults Her Mom with a Phone for Not Driving Her to Yoga Class Tiny Tattoos on Your Ears Are the Hot New Trend? Does Potato Salad Count as ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/1/19

A Thief Steals a Sled to Transport Other Stuff He Stole, and the Tracks Lead Cops Straight to His House A Woman Calls the Cops After a Dog Humps Her Dog at the Dog Park German Tax Officials Seize a Family’s Dog . . . Then Sell It on eBay The Average Person Has 4 Hours and 42 Minutes of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/28/19

An Out-of-Control SUV Smashed Right Through the Front of an AutoZone Police Catch a Suspect When a Fence Traps Him with a Giant Wedgie A Guy Faces 15 Years in Prison for Dipping His Junk in a Customer’s Salsa A Fight Over Buffet Crab Legs Turns into a Swordfight with Tongs Nike Is the Most Valuable Apparel Brand in the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/27/19

A Guy Goes Viral for Buying a Ton of Girl Scout Cookies . . . Then Gets Busted by the DEA for Drug Trafficking A Man Steals $33,000 in Rare Coins . . . and Cashes Them in for Face Value at a Coinstar Machine The More Porn You Watch, the More Likely You Are to Be Bisexual? Break Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/25/19

A Canadian Guy Calls 911 to Try to Rent a Zamboni A Man Busted with 500 Pounds of Pot Was Driving 30 Miles per Hour Under the Speed Limit A Guy with No Arms Stabs His Dad by Holding Scissors Between His Toes An Alligator Snatches a Golfer’s Ball Right Out of the Air A Brewery Is Selling a Beer ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/22/19

A Guy Tries to Woo a Woman by Posing as a CIA Agent and Pretending She’s Being Targeted by ISIS A Woman Is Busted for Stealing from Her Job at 7-Eleven . . . On Her First Day A City Is Trying to Figure Out How a Snowplow Driver Took Out 30 Blocks Worth of Mailboxes Millennials Are Now Hiring ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/19

A Dentist Made His Patients Be Drug Mules in Exchange for Free Dental Work A Guy Steals a Pepsi Truck to Catch His Girlfriend at the Airport Before She Leaves Him . . . Then Hits a… A Woman Broke into Her Ex’s House to Delete Her Nude Picture Off His Phone Police Catch a Vandal by Pulling Fingerprints Off ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/20/19

A Guy Is Arrested for Public Intoxication After He Tipped $22,000 at a Bar A Woman Brawls with the Cops After a Pinball Machine Eats Her Money The Police Get into a Standoff with . . . a Life-Size Stormtrooper Statue Australia Is Going to Let People Use Emojis on Their License Plates A Guy Went to a Dog Park ... Read More »