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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 8/30/17

 84% of Us Pee in the Shower, 3% Constantly Pass Gas in Elevators, and Four More Gross Things We Do  Burger King Will Give You a Free Whopper If You Get Fired . . . But You Need to Humiliate Yourself on…  The 15 Best Responses to the Twitter Hashtag: “What If Football Didn’t Exist?”  A Guy With Throat Cancer ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/29/17

 A Couple Stops in the Middle of a Burglary to Have Sex  A Guy Is Busted Sneaking Heroin Into Jail . . . Inside His Fake Leg  A Carjacker Hangs Onto a Door Handle, Gets Dragged Down the Street, Then Gets Arrested  54% of People Don’t Like Answering Their Doorbell Anymore  39% of Your Coworkers Have Gotten-It-On With Themselves at ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/28/17

A Court Just Ruled That Your Facebook Friends Aren’t Actually Your Real Friends  The Smarter You Are, the More Likely You Are to Walk Around Naked  A Couple’s Third Attempt at a Wedding Is Canceled By Hurricane Harvey  A Woman in Jail Wraps Herself in Toilet Paper For Her Booking Photo  People in Houston Would Rather Risk Their Lives Than ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/25/17

 After the Eclipse, Emergency Rooms Treated People Who Put Sunscreen on Their Eyeballs  A Guy Ghosted His Girlfriend 10 Years Ago . . . And Now She’s His New Boss There’s Going to be a Screening of “It” for Clowns Only A Fallen Officer’s Son Was Escorted to His First Day of School by 100 Cops  Stupid Photo of the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/24/17

 A Study Finds Drinking Too Much Coffee Makes You Dumber There Are New M&M’s Coming That Taste Like Oreos  A Woman Invited a Tinder Date Over . . . and He Steals Her Dog Firefighters Rescue 18 Piglets . . . and the Owner Thanks Them by Feeding Them Sausages Made From the Pigs A Guy on Drugs Passes Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/23/17

 This Year’s College Freshmen Don’t Know a World Without Smartphones and Only Know Justin Timberlake as a…  A Guy Finishes a Nine-Month Stint in Jail, Then Punches a Guard on His Way Out  New Dating Term: “Stashing” Is When Someone Keeps You Hidden From Their Family and Friends New Dating Term: “Stashing” Is When Someone Keeps You Hidden From Their Family ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/22/17

 Here Are the Signs That You Damaged Your Vision During the Eclipse  Men Are at Their Worst at 2:00 P.M.  A Car Thief Pulled Over to Watch the Eclipse . . . and Got Arrested  Four Emojis That Are Offensive in Other Countries  Feces Elementary School Is Finally Changing Its Name After 55 Years  A Woman Gets Stuck in a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/21/17

 Eclipse Randoms: When’s the Next One, Why It’ll Make Animals Crazy, and More  A Man Invites a Woman Back to His Home While His Wife Is Away . . . and She Steals $50,000 of His Wife’s…  A Guy Got a Noise Violation for Blasting the “Cops” Theme Song  The Ten Rudest Things People Do at Restaurants  Women Are Just ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/18/17

 Here’s How to Take Pictures of Monday’s Eclipse with Your Phone  A New Survey Finds People’s Opinions on How to Hang Toilet Paper, Ketchup on Hot Dogs, and More A 10-Year-Old Delivers His Mom’s Baby, and Saves His Brother’s Life Here’s Why Whiskey Tastes Better with Water, and It’s Not What You’re Thinking A Drunk Driver Flips His Car . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/17/17

 A Woman Lost Her Engagement Ring, and Found It 13 Years Later in a Carrot  A Giant Tortoise Escapes From the Zoo . . . and Makes It 450 Feet in Two Weeks  It Looks Like Chuck E. Cheese’s Is Killing Off Their Animatronic Animal Band  The Police Are Asking For the Public’s Help in Finding a “Jorts-Wearing Bandit” 26% ... Read More »