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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 5/30/18

 A Guy Set Fire to an American Flag Blanket Over Memorial Day Weekend and Started a Wildfire  (NC-17) Doctors Remove a Six-Inch Showerhead That “Accidentally” Wound Up in a Guy’s Rectum  The Next Big Food Could Be . . . Cockroach Milk?  What Alcohol Tastes Best in a Wendy’s Frosty?  The Most Effective Strategy For Feeling Better After You Get ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/29/18

 A Study Found Dentists Can Smell Fear, and Make More Mistakes If They Do  One in Four Women Have Showed Up to a Wedding in the Same Outfit as Someone Else  There’s a New $1,250 T-Shirt That Has an Entire Button Down Shirt Sewn to It?  Two People Are Suing McDonald’s For Not Giving Discounts on Quarter Pounders Without Cheese ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/18

 A Couple Is Busted Having Sex Right Underneath a Virgin Mary Statue  A Junior Firefighter Set a Building on Fire, Because He Wanted to Put a Fire Out  People Barely Ever Say “Thank You” When Someone Helps Them Out  Men Are Better Navigators Than Women Because They’re More Likely to Take Shortcuts  One-Third of People Get-It-On While Their Pet Is ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/22/18

 A Guy Is Facing Federal Charges After Someone Takes a Photo of Him Peeing on a Seat During a Flight  Millennials Are Much More Likely to Injure Themselves During a DIY Project  One in Four People Haven’t Visited the Big Landmarks in Their Own City . . . Plus the 10 American Landmarks…  Which Bra Size Makes Women the Happiest? ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/21/18

 A Barber Throws a Client Through the Window For Complaining About His Haircut  A Woman Attacks Her Boyfriend When He Says It’s Too Hot to Cuddle  A Husband Tried, But Failed, to Fake a Kidnapping So He Could Run Away with His Mistress  How Much of Your Life Do You Spend Indoors? The Average Person Says 66% . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/18/18

 A Guy with a “Will Work For Beer” Sign Is Arrested For Being Dangerously Drunk  A Viral Petition Wants to Replace the Word “No” with “Yesn’t”?  The New Drug Craze For Middle-Aged Women Is “Brieing” . . . That’s Shoving Your Ecstasy Into a Piece of… It’s National “No Dirty Dishes Day” . . . Here are the Top 10 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/17/18

 A Woman Angrily Poops on the Floor of a Tim Hortons and Throws Her Feces at the Staff A Thief Who Can’t Stop Yawning Steals a Shopping Cart Full of Red Bull  A Woman Used Her Boyfriend’s Full Name in Her Graffiti Love Messages  A Couple Can’t Get Their 30-Year-Old to Move Out . . . So Now They’re Going ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/16/18

 A Guy Is Shocked He Was Busted For Taking Upskirt Photos at Walmart Since His Lawyer Told Him It Was Legal  A Burglar Is Caught on a Security Camera Stopping to Dance in the Middle of His Break-In Here Are the Drunkest and Least Drunk Cities in America  Hummus Shakes Are Now a Thing? A Woman Got Fired for Baking ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/15/18

 A Drunk Guy’s Roommates Drew on His Face, So He Retaliated by Setting the Garage on Fire  A Mother and Son Are Arrested After an Argument About Getting Drunk on Mother’s Day A Mom Renames Her Son to Match Her Tattoo Artist’s Misspelling  Jeans with the Butt Cheeks Ripped Out Are Now on Sale  “Short Man Syndrome” Is Real, According ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/14/18

 A Guy Got Shot During an Argument About Peach Cobbler  A Man Tries to Hide His Legless Fugitive Girlfriend Inside a Plastic Storage Container (NC-17) A Woman Is Up to 600% More Likely to Climax If She Blows Her Nose Before Getting-It-On  Some Parents Are Changing Fairy Tales to Make Them More Politically Correct  The Top Baby Names Last Year ... Read More »