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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 5/14/19

A 900-Pound Man Facing a Drug Conspiracy Charge Had to Be Cut out of His House to Appear in Court A Man Facing a Racism Lawsuit Says He Can’t Be Racist . . . His Dog Is Black Oreo Has Five New Flavors Coming out This Summer A Bride Gets Upset After a Guest Shows up with 10 Tupperware Containers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/6/19

A Couple Had Sex on the Sidewalk . . . Right in Front of a Police Headquarters A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops with a Horrible Blond Wig . . . But It Doesn’t Work If You’re Over 30, You Might Need a New Booster Shot . . . Because Anti-Vaxxers Have Brought Measles Back A Woman Cleaning Near ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/3/19

A Woman Steals a Parking Spot at Costco, Then Defends It with a Machete A Guy Wearing a Baby Bonnet Stole Baby Formula from a Grocery Store Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, and Solitaire Are Going into the Video Game Hall of Fame An Ice Cream Shop Has Replaced the Bananas in a Banana Split with Pickles Taco Bell Just Started ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/2/19

A Man Tried to Steal a Huge Rib Roast by Shoving It Down His Pants An Argument Over Ford vs. Chevy Ends in Gunfire You Can Now Get a Flight of Three Blizzards at Dairy Queen Burger King Is Poking Fun at McDonald’s Happy Meals with “Real Meals” Based on Other Moods You’ll Make $277,680 Worth of Guilty Purchases in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/1/19

A Guy Ran Over a Bartender for Kicking His Dog Out of a Bar A 33-Year-Old Is So Upset His Mom Kicked Him Out That He Flushed His Grandparents’ Ashes An Australian Company Just Made Vegemite-Flavored Liquor New Food Roundup: Nickelodeon Slime Ice Cream, Twinkie Pudding, Starbucks’ New Pink Drink, and Cupcake… A New “Adulting” Calendar Lets Adults Give Themselves ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/30/19

A Guy Shoplifted from a Store Twice . . . and in Between, He Applied for a Job A Woman Called 911 to Ask for Advice on How to Kill Her Boyfriend Ancestry.com Is Fixing Its Results . . . So Whatever They Told You Before Might Be Wrong The Easter Island Giant Head Statues are in Trouble . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/15/19

Never Fight a Man with an Eye Patch Outside of an Underground Strip Club A Couple Gives Cookies to Striking Workers . . . Filled with Laxatives A Woman Beat Up Her Husband After He Didn’t Respond When She Asked If She Was Pretty A Man Sues His Parents for $86,000 for Throwing Away His Massive Porn Collection Men’s Beards ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/11/19

A Woman Vandalizes Her Neighbor’s Racy Easter Display . . . While the Local News Is There The Best Places to Live If You Want to Become Wealthy A Quarter of People in Sexless Marriages Are Totally Fine with It Guys with Big Beards and Great Hair Have Smaller Junk? A Paid Internship for a ‘Candy Taster’ Also Comes with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/19

Two Drunk Idiots Shot Each Other with a Bulletproof Vest On, Then Showed Up at a Hospital with an Absurd… A Woman Is Pulled Over for Using Her Phone While Driving . . . Oh, and She Also Had a Goat on Her Lap A Man in Canada Is So Excited It Warmed Up to 12 Degrees He Goes for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/19

A Woman Who Pleasured Herself on a Train Is Now a Fugitive A Guy Calls the Cops About a Strange Noise in His Attic . . . and They Find His Meth Lab Two Students Hack Their High School’s Network to Get Out of Taking Tests Two Politicians Named Matthew MacKay Are Running Against Each Other A Judge Accidentally Resigned ... Read More »