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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/23/18

A Man Who Just Starred in a Local Theater’s “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” Is Busted…  A “Serial Toilet Clogger” Is on the Loose in Wisconsin  Someone in Kansas Confused the Malaysian Flag for the American Flag Defaced With ISIS Symbols . . . Now…  Taco Bell Is Making Tortilla Chips That Taste Like Their Hot Sauces ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/22/18

Computer Viruses Have Dipped 17% Since the Start of Lent . . . Partly Because We’re Watching Less Porn “Phoneless Vacations” Went on Sale . . . and Immediately Sold Out  Here Are the Instagram Poses That Annoy Us the Most  20% of Us Have Peed in a Pool . . . 10% Have Peed in Someone Else’s Sink How ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/21/18

 A Woman Breaks Into a Car to Sleep . . . Then Accidentally Sets It on Fire With Her Cigarette A Condo Complex Is Evacuated Over a Suspicious Package From a Disgruntled Ex-Tenant . . . But It’s Just a…  You Broke? Move to One of the 10 Cheapest Cities in America Check Out the Jobs Where People Feel the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/20/18

A Drunk Woman Mistakes a Jail Security Booth For a Drive Thru and Tries to Order a Breakfast Sandwich A Guy Was Busted on St. Patrick’s Day For Throwing Up Out of His Car Window While Driving Drunk  The Blockbuster in the North Pole Is Closing Down  Essential Oils Could Lead to Men Growing “Large Breasts”  The Hot Social Media ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/19/18

A Drunk Woman Wanted to Hold a Goat, Fell on It, Then Assaulted Her Nephew A Janitor in South Carolina Stole Kids’ Money During the School Walkout Last Week A Guy Gets Pulled Over, and Gives the Cops a Fake Homer Simpson Driver’s License  A Woman Who Looked at Her Phone For 20 Straight Hours Almost Died From Blood Clots ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/9/18

 (NC-17) Cunnilingus Is Causing Cancer A Man Pulls a Knife After He’s Caught Shoving Hostess Cupcakes Down His Pants  A Woman Snuck Into a College Graduation Posing as a Student, and Accepted Someone Else’s Diploma  A Guy Steals a Car . . . to Go to Court to Face Stolen Car Charges  The Hottest Internet Search on International Women’s Day ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/8/18

A Man Gets Run Over by His Own Car When He Tries to Run From the Cops Guys Ditch Their Broken-Down Car in the Middle of the Road to Get to a Big Bowling Tournament  A Woman Tries to Fool Her Probation Officer by Forging a Prescription for Medicinal Meth  Moving Back in With Your Parents Basically Ruins Their Lives ... Read More »