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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 5/24/19

A Drunk Wedding Crasher Tried to Cut in on the Couple’s First Dance People Are Flocking to a Tough Hike in Scotland . . . to See Driftwood That Looks Just Like a Naked Lady Pornhub Is Selling a New Men’s Bathing Suit That Hides Your Excited Junk Amazon Is Making a New Wearable Device That Can Detect Your Emotional ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/23/19

Some Idiot Says He Didn’t Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was “Receiving Sexual Acts” From His Passenger A Guy Shoots Himself in the Junk, Then Drugs Fall Out of Him During Surgery A Man Refuses to Give His Louis Vuitton Man Purse to a Robber . . . and Gets Shot At A Suspect Says He’ll Turn Himself in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/22/19

A Guy in England Steals a Double Decker Bus to Drive to a Pub A Fight Over Hedgehog Custody Leads to a Woman Hitting Her Mom A Woman Coated Her Car in Cow Poop to Keep It Cool A Mayor Is Trying to Get People to Move to His Town by Offering Free Viagra A Guy Wakes up from a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/20/19

PA Guy Hid in a Bar Until It Closed . . . Then Started Drinking for Free A Woman Assaults Her Boyfriend for Not Celebrating Her Birthday Do Not Kiss a Cow for a Viral Challenge We’ll Drive Six-And-A-Half Hours to Avoid Having to Fly A New Study Found the Three Exercises Men Can Do to Improve Their Performance in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/14/19

A 900-Pound Man Facing a Drug Conspiracy Charge Had to Be Cut out of His House to Appear in Court A Man Facing a Racism Lawsuit Says He Can’t Be Racist . . . His Dog Is Black Oreo Has Five New Flavors Coming out This Summer A Bride Gets Upset After a Guest Shows up with 10 Tupperware Containers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/6/19

A Couple Had Sex on the Sidewalk . . . Right in Front of a Police Headquarters A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops with a Horrible Blond Wig . . . But It Doesn’t Work If You’re Over 30, You Might Need a New Booster Shot . . . Because Anti-Vaxxers Have Brought Measles Back A Woman Cleaning Near ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/3/19

A Woman Steals a Parking Spot at Costco, Then Defends It with a Machete A Guy Wearing a Baby Bonnet Stole Baby Formula from a Grocery Store Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, and Solitaire Are Going into the Video Game Hall of Fame An Ice Cream Shop Has Replaced the Bananas in a Banana Split with Pickles Taco Bell Just Started ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/2/19

A Man Tried to Steal a Huge Rib Roast by Shoving It Down His Pants An Argument Over Ford vs. Chevy Ends in Gunfire You Can Now Get a Flight of Three Blizzards at Dairy Queen Burger King Is Poking Fun at McDonald’s Happy Meals with “Real Meals” Based on Other Moods You’ll Make $277,680 Worth of Guilty Purchases in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/1/19

A Guy Ran Over a Bartender for Kicking His Dog Out of a Bar A 33-Year-Old Is So Upset His Mom Kicked Him Out That He Flushed His Grandparents’ Ashes An Australian Company Just Made Vegemite-Flavored Liquor New Food Roundup: Nickelodeon Slime Ice Cream, Twinkie Pudding, Starbucks’ New Pink Drink, and Cupcake… A New “Adulting” Calendar Lets Adults Give Themselves ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/30/19

A Guy Shoplifted from a Store Twice . . . and in Between, He Applied for a Job A Woman Called 911 to Ask for Advice on How to Kill Her Boyfriend Ancestry.com Is Fixing Its Results . . . So Whatever They Told You Before Might Be Wrong The Easter Island Giant Head Statues are in Trouble . . ... Read More »