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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 6/16/17


7% of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows You’d Be Way Better Off at Work If Your Boss Disappeared Thieves Steal a Bunch of GPS Tracking Devices . . . Which Easily Leads the Cops to Them 19-year-old guy in Florida got arrested for battery on Monday, after he spit in his mom’s FACE while they were arguing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/15/17


81% of Dads Say Mother’s Day Outshines Father’s Day . . . and Their Families Basically Agree Should There Be Music in Bathrooms to Cover Up Your Noises? The Key to Getting Through a Dentist Appointment Is Pretending You’re on a Lounge Chair on the Beach A 29-year-old guy in Alabama stole a delivery truck yesterday, and tried to lead ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/14/17


98% of Your Friends Would Give Out Your Personal Info to Get a Free Piece of Pizza A New App Just Sends You on Dates, Without All the Swiping and Texting A Viral Photo Shows People Putting Locks on Their Milk to Keep Their Coworkers From Taking It Grossest Photo of the Year: Surgeons Remove 30 Inches of Impacted Bowels ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/13/17


A Chart Ranking the Best Types of French Fries Is Creating Major Controversy on the Internet 63% of Women Think a Dad Bod Is Sexier Than Muscles A New Women’s Bathing Suit Makes You Look Like a Hairy Man The Perfect Amount of Time For Sex Is . . . 30 Minutes, Including Foreplay (NC-17) An S&M Club With a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/12/17


There’s a House For Sale That’s Half in America, Half in Canada A Hazmat Team Goes to Disneyland After 17 People Are Sprayed With Mystery Poop An 18-Year-Old With 17 Hickeys on His Neck Is Busted For Trespassing A Guy Shoots Someone in the Hand With a Shotgun Shell Full of Rice Krispies Read More »

The Brady Report 6/9/17


Here Are the Five Ultimate Food Arguments A Police Dog Is Fired Because He Likes Belly Rubs Too Much There Are Two Months That Have Way More Divorces Than Any Others A Guy Calls 911 and Claims His Grandmother’s Dying, But He Really Just Wants a Ride to Hooters A Woman Tells the Cops Her Friend Sold Her Spider Eggs ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/8/17


A Guy Is Struck by Lightning While He’s Sitting at His Desk at Work Only 13% of Us Are Actually Passionate About Our Jobs An Airport in Singapore is Adding Two Giant Mazes? A Guy Gets a Wrench Stuck Around His Junk and Is Saved by . . . a Dentist? A Shoplifter Is Caught Shoving 15 Quarts of Motor ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/7/17


Here’s the Easiest Way to Make Your Phone Less Addictive There’s a New Bathrobe For Men That Looks Like a Hoodie and Sweatpants A New App Lets You Share Confusing Dating Chats to Get Help Figuring Out What the Person Was Actually Saying A Guy Dressed as the Tin Man Is Busted For Drunk Driving A Drunk Driver Gets Busted ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/6/17


Your Coworkers Are All Getting-It-On With Each Other . . . or Themselves A Kid Hits His Principal with a Pie at Graduation, and Gets Arrested for Assault A Fugitive Is Busted After Singing Karaoke at a Bar Two Women Have a Road Rage Brawl in the Street . . . and a Guy Steals One of Their Cars An ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/5/17

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In the Wake of the RompHim, Lace Shorts For Men Now Exist A Dad Intentionally Overdoses on Heroin to Teach His Addict Son a Lesson Stupid Photo of the Day #1: A Guy Mows His Lawn With a Giant Tornado Behind Him Badass of the Day: A Guy Dives in Through the Window of a Runaway Car A Guy Jumps ... Read More »