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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 5/17/18

 A Woman Angrily Poops on the Floor of a Tim Hortons and Throws Her Feces at the Staff A Thief Who Can’t Stop Yawning Steals a Shopping Cart Full of Red Bull  A Woman Used Her Boyfriend’s Full Name in Her Graffiti Love Messages  A Couple Can’t Get Their 30-Year-Old to Move Out . . . So Now They’re Going ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/16/18

 A Guy Is Shocked He Was Busted For Taking Upskirt Photos at Walmart Since His Lawyer Told Him It Was Legal  A Burglar Is Caught on a Security Camera Stopping to Dance in the Middle of His Break-In Here Are the Drunkest and Least Drunk Cities in America  Hummus Shakes Are Now a Thing? A Woman Got Fired for Baking ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/15/18

 A Drunk Guy’s Roommates Drew on His Face, So He Retaliated by Setting the Garage on Fire  A Mother and Son Are Arrested After an Argument About Getting Drunk on Mother’s Day A Mom Renames Her Son to Match Her Tattoo Artist’s Misspelling  Jeans with the Butt Cheeks Ripped Out Are Now on Sale  “Short Man Syndrome” Is Real, According ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/14/18

 A Guy Got Shot During an Argument About Peach Cobbler  A Man Tries to Hide His Legless Fugitive Girlfriend Inside a Plastic Storage Container (NC-17) A Woman Is Up to 600% More Likely to Climax If She Blows Her Nose Before Getting-It-On  Some Parents Are Changing Fairy Tales to Make Them More Politically Correct  The Top Baby Names Last Year ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/10/18

 Sharks Have Surprisingly Sophisticated Taste in Music  Warning: Don’t Wear Yoga Pants For an MRI, or They Could Burn to Your Skin  Couples Who Split the Chores Evenly Have More Sex  72% of Women Own More Than 21 Pairs of Shoes  40% of Us Think Our Mom Has Pretended to Like a Mother’s Day Gift Read More »

The Brady Report 5/9/18

A Man Took Too Long at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru, So a 91-Year-Old Behind Him Fired a Warning Shot  There Are New Self-Chilling Cans That Can Instantly Cool Themselves . . . and They’re at 7-Eleven?  Google’s New Products Will Write Emails and Make Phone Calls For You Pornhub is now selling socks with porn stars’ faces on them . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/8/18

 Inmates Just Got Busted Running an Illegal Diamond Mine Underneath the Prison  A Man Who Looks Like Santa Kept Sneaking Into a Neighbor’s Home and Leaving Her Sexy Underwear A Guy Is Busted For Drunkenly Mowing a Stranger’s Lawn Staying at an Airbnb Could Be More Dangerous Than You Think Introverts and Extroverts Both Like to Skip Parties . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/7/18

 A Woman at a 7-Eleven Tries to Heat Up Pee For a Drug Test . . . But It Explodes in the Microwave A Contact Lens That Shoots Laser Beams From Your Eyes Now Exists  A Cockroach Crawls Into a Woman’s Ear . . . and It Takes Nine Days to Get Him Out If You Want to Remember Something, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/4/18

A Drunk Guy Won’t Stop Trying to Have Sex with the Tailpipe of a Car, Even Once the Cops Come  A Mystery Pooper Kept Defecating Outside a High School . . . Turns Out It Was Another School’s Superintendent  A Man’s Dog Disappears . . . and He Realizes It Was Stolen by an Amazon Delivery Guy  New $168 “Extreme ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/3/18

 A Guy Gets Out of Prison For Bank Robbery . . . and Robs the Same Bank the Next Day  A Couple Gets Into a Drunk Brawl Just a Few Hours After Their Wedding  “Diet Vodka” Is Now Coming From Ketel One  Photo of the Day: A Poorly-Phrased Dedication on a Park Bench Is Going Viral  Important News: The Terms ... Read More »