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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 6/2/17


A Disgruntled Former 7-Eleven Owner Has Opened a “6-Twelve” Convenience Store Across the Street The Word Every State Misspells the Most When They’re Searching For Porn A Guy Dies After Drinking Too Much Vodka in a Contest . . . to Win More Vodka An Unfinished Water Tower in Sussex, Wisconsin Just Said “Sex” Want More Sex? Get Better Sleep. ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/1/17


If You Could Only Eat One Food the Rest of Your Life, What Would It Be? Here Are the Top Ten Answers Thieves Try to Steal an ATM Using a Blowtorch . . . and Accidentally Set the Money on Fire What Stuff Could a Guy Have in His Place That Would Make You Change Your Mind About Getting-It-On? A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/31/17


Would You Confuse Dog Treats For Bacon? A New Lawsuit Says Yes A T-Mobile Salesman Is Busted For Sending Himself a Female Customer’s Sex Video 14 More Billionaires Signed Bill Gates and Warren Buffett’s “Giving Pledge” Would You Lick These Things For $20? A College Student Holds His Math Professor Hostage Until She Lets Him Take a Make-Up Test Read More »

The Brady Report 5/30/17


Your Meanest Friend Cares About You the Most Wine Glasses Have Gotten 700% Larger in the Past Three Centuries A Teacher Gives Students Awards For “Most Likely to Become a Terrorist” and “Most Likely to Blend in with… One Out of Three People Has Had Their Lunch Stolen at Work Two Fisherman Get Caught With an Illegal Amount of Bass ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/26/17


Pink Pineapples Are Now on Sale and Taking Over Social Media Stupid Photo of the Day: A Couple’s Wedding Pictures Get Photobombed By Two Horny Cows A Bear Tears the Bumper Off a Car Trying to Get to the Donuts Inside A New Study Finds the Age When Women Have the Best Sex of Their Lives 50 Smugglers Snuck 5,000 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/25/17


63% of People Eat in Their Car Every Single Day Is This Woman Really the Most Attractive Criminal in England? (NC-17) Fidget Spinner Porn Is the Hottest Thing on Pornhub Right Now Magic Mushrooms Are the Safest Drug . . . Meth Is the Least Safe A Dude Dresses Like a Lady to Hide From the Cops . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/17


The Best Thing You Can Do on a First Date Is Drink Bloody Marys and Eat Fried Chicken The More Selfies a Couple Takes, the Less Likely They Are to Stay Together A Truck Plows Into a Company Called AnalTech and Releases a Nasty Odor (NC-17) Three Coworkers Are Busted Having an Outdoor Afternoon Threesome Read More »

The Brady Report 5/23/17


The Number One Thing Kids Today Want to Be When They Grow Up Is . . . a YouTube Star A Woman Bought Costume Jewelry for $15 at a Flea Market . . . Turns Out It’s Real and Worth $450,000 A Neo-Nazi Converted to Islam . . . Then Killed His Neo-Nazi Roommates For Not Respecting His Religion A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/19/17


One in Four Women Aren’t Shaving Their Armpits Anymore A New Sandwich Uses a Giant Pickle as the Bun A Woman Finds Out Her Hotel Manager Fiancé Is Cheating . . . Through TripAdvisor Reviews A Pizza Hut Employee Pepper Sprays a Coworker During a Fight Over Toppings Read More »

The Brady Report 5/18/17


Beauty Sleep Is Real . . . If You Don’t Sleep Enough, You’re Ugly Believe It or Not, You Can Speak Your Dog’s Language A Walmart Shopper Puts a Runaway Deer in an MMA Headlock A Kid Needs Emergency Surgery After Swallowing a Piece of a Fidget Spinner A Woman With Meth Tries the “I’m Pregnant and Have to Poop” ... Read More »