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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 2/25/19

A Canadian Guy Calls 911 to Try to Rent a Zamboni A Man Busted with 500 Pounds of Pot Was Driving 30 Miles per Hour Under the Speed Limit A Guy with No Arms Stabs His Dad by Holding Scissors Between His Toes An Alligator Snatches a Golfer’s Ball Right Out of the Air A Brewery Is Selling a Beer ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/22/19

A Guy Tries to Woo a Woman by Posing as a CIA Agent and Pretending She’s Being Targeted by ISIS A Woman Is Busted for Stealing from Her Job at 7-Eleven . . . On Her First Day A City Is Trying to Figure Out How a Snowplow Driver Took Out 30 Blocks Worth of Mailboxes Millennials Are Now Hiring ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/19

A Dentist Made His Patients Be Drug Mules in Exchange for Free Dental Work A Guy Steals a Pepsi Truck to Catch His Girlfriend at the Airport Before She Leaves Him . . . Then Hits a… A Woman Broke into Her Ex’s House to Delete Her Nude Picture Off His Phone Police Catch a Vandal by Pulling Fingerprints Off ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/20/19

A Guy Is Arrested for Public Intoxication After He Tipped $22,000 at a Bar A Woman Brawls with the Cops After a Pinball Machine Eats Her Money The Police Get into a Standoff with . . . a Life-Size Stormtrooper Statue Australia Is Going to Let People Use Emojis on Their License Plates A Guy Went to a Dog Park ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/12/19

A Boston Cop Is on Leave After Two Prostitutes Stole His Service Weapon A Guy Celebrates His 66th Birthday by Smashing Into and Mooning Other Drivers “Rage Yoga” Is Yoga . . . but with Beer, Yelling, and Cursing The Top Ten Ways People Use Their Dogs to Spot Red Flags in Their Dates 46% of Us Have Flirted with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/11/19

A Man Is Arrested for Projecting a Porno on His Garage Door A Wedding Turns to Chaos When the Groom Hits on and Gropes an Underage Waitress, Then Brawls A Guy Tried to Scam an Elderly Man . . . Who Happened to be the Former Head of the FBI and CIA There’s a New Ice Cream That Claims It’ll ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/8/19

Gucci Has Apologized for Its New Turtleneck That Looks Like Blackface Is It Cool to Crowdfund Your Wedding . . . or Is That Tacky? A Guy Named Dave Assman Is Upset He Can’t Get His Name on a Personalized License Plate Booze-Filled Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream Is Finally Available in the U.S. Pre-Crushed ‘Drinkable’ Potato Chips Are Now a Thing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/6/19

A Guy Opens Fire When He Catches His Wife Getting-It-On with Their Friend in the Hot Tub A Runner in Colorado Was Attacked by a Mountain Lion . . . and Had to Kill It with His Bare Hands The Ten Best Cities for Valentine’s Day in 2019 People Trapped Inside Due to the Polar Vortex Spent Their Time . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/5/19

A Lady Is Arrested for Hitting Her Boyfriend with a Frozen Pork Chop A Woman Stole a Credit Card . . . Then Used It to Buy a Winning Lottery Ticket A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but it was a Creepy Guy Trying on Her Clothes A Cryptocurrency Company Lost $137 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/29/19

It’s So Cold in Chicago There’s a Crime Spree of People Stealing Canada Goose Coats Louis Vuitton Is Coming Out with a $2,500 “Luxury” Version of Jenga The Top 10 Cities to Be an NFL Fan . . . and Boston Isn’t #1? Here Are America’s Top Ten Fears A Company Is Planning to Sell Coffee Beans That Were Heated ... Read More »