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Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 8/1/17

  Here Are the Office Buzzwords We Hate the Most Christmas Decorations Are Already Up at One Department Store 84% of Men Think They Do Most of the Grocery Shopping A Guy Who Works Next to a River Avoids Traffic by Floating to Work A Hotel Owner Is Busted For Stealing a Rival Hotel’s Soiled Towels Read More »

The Brady Report 7/31/17

The Foods at the Texas State Fair This Year Include Deep Fried Froot Loops . . . Oreo Beer . . Is Owning a Cat the Hot New Trend For Men? A Guy Accidentally Destroyed a Rare Ferrari an Hour Into Owning It A Woman Fell Off a Balcony During a Threesome A Woman Tells 911, “I Have a Boa ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/27/17

What’s the Hardest Snack to Stop Eating Once You’ve Started? The Elements of the “Perfect Job” Include Five-Hour Days, an $80,000-a-Year Salary, and a Boss Who Likes… A Drunk Driver’s “Suspicious Vehicle” Had No Doors, No Plates, and an Ax Embedded in the Roof The 10 Things Parents Do to Prepare For a Vacation A Topless Woman With a Knife ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/26/17

People Freak Out Over a Ghost . . . Turns Out It’s a Pale Woman Skinny Dipping Women Who Show Cleavage at Work Are Considered Better Bosses and More Powerful Being Neurotic Helps You Live Longer? A Bad Font Choice Makes It Look Like a Tote Bag Says “My Favorite Color Is Hitler” A Woman Who Paid For Lipo With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/17

A Study Finds Money Can Buy Happiness . . . Even If You Aren’t Rich We Break the Law an Average of 32 Times a Year . . . and Don’t Think It’s a Big Deal Dogs Go Through a Moody Teenage Phase Just Like We Do A Casino Just Got Hacked Through Its Internet-Connected Fish Tank Microsoft Is Killing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/24/17

Just Thinking About Exercise Can Make You Live Longer Spending More Than Two Hours a Day in the Car Makes You Dumber A Woman Steals a Cab . . . Then Picks Up Fares If Someone’s Looking at Your Feet, It Means They’re Just Not That Into You (NC-17) A Woman Died From a Flesh-Eating Disease Caused By Some S&M ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/21/17

A Brand of Coffee Is Recalled For Containing the “Active Ingredient in Viagra” Walmart Is Now Selling Pickles Soaked in Fruit Punch How Do Your Feelings on Public Displays of Affection Match Up With Other People? Who’s More Distracting in the Car: Kids or Pets? A Guy Whose First Name Is Fellony Was Just Arrested on Felony Charges Read More »

The Brady Report 7/20/17

Scientists Have Figured Out the Reason You Can’t Quit Facebook  Lay’s Has Announced the Finalists For This Year’s “Do Us a Flavor” Contest . . . and They’re Pretty Tame  40% of Us Use a Different Voice When We’re Talking on the Phone  A Guy Reports a Fake Shooting So Cops Will Find His Phone Faster (NC-17) When Should You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/19/17

The Most Hated Random Thing in Every State The Ten Most Stressed Out Cities in America A Famous 86-Year-Old Female Jewel Thief Was Just Busted Again . . . This Time For Stealing From Walmart Having Good Conversation on a First Date Is Better Than Having Sex on a First Date? A Bank Robber Is Busted After He Gives Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/18/17

A “Luxury” Version of Crocs Are Now on Sale . . . For $216-a-Pair A Woman Is Granted a Divorce Because Her Husband Would Read But Not Respond to Her Texts A Man in Ohio Is Showing Signs of Recovering From a Major Brain Injury . . . By Still Expressing Hate For… If All Bathrooms Were Unisex, Women’s Wait ... Read More »