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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 10/2/17

 Dunkin’ Donuts Just Released Its First Beer  A Guy Gets Some Friends to Help Him Move . . . But They Don’t Realize They’re Actually Robbing a House For Him  A Woman Leaves Her Four Kids Home Alone While She Travels to Germany For Oktoberfest  Is This a Nude Painting of the Mona Lisa?  55% of Us Find Ourselves Attractive ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/29/17

 An International Drug Dealer Is Busted . . . When He Travels to the U.S. For the World Beard and Mustache…  A Woman Breaks a Glass Door to Save a Child’s Life . . . and the Police Yell at Her and Tell Her She Has to…  The Ten States That Love Beer the Most  How Much Does a Pizza ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/28/17

 WTF? A Woman Who Murdered Someone While Dressed as a Clown in 1990 . . . Then Married Her Victim’s Husband…  A Woman Gets in a Brawl After Her Husband Makes Her Watch Him Play Pool on Her Birthday  A Guy Shoots Fireworks at Cops, and Accidentally Sets His Own House on Fire  A Guy’s Lung Cancer Turns Out to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/27/17

 A Woman Has an Affair With Her Daughter’s Husband . . . Then Tries to Run Him Over When He Confesses to It After a Swingers Party Goes Wrong, a Woman Tries to Run Over Three People With Her Minivan  A Man Gets a Speeding Ticket Even After He Told the Cops “I Needed to [S***]”  A Guy Gets a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/26/17

 An 18-Year-Old Impersonates a Cop . . . All to Impress His Girlfriend  A College Freshman Spent Three Days Trapped in a Cave After His Group Forgot Him  Joining a Frat Makes Your Grades Drop, but You End Up Earning More Money  (NC-17) The Five Character Traits a Man Needs to Satisfy Two Women in a Threesome  New Made-Up Word ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/25/17

 A Guy Robs a Bank, Then Immediately Goes to KFC With His Bag of Money  Here’s How Much You Can Drink in College and Still Get a Job  (NC-17) The Secret to a Better Life Is . . . Fondling Yourself at Least Four Times a Week?  Walmart Wants to Go Into Your House When You’re Not There and Stock ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/22/17

A Guy Just Stole Someone’s Christmas Tree . . . Yes, in Mid-September  A Woman Steals a Bottle of Vodka After Holding It Up and Announcing “I’m Taking This”  A Woman Gets a Surprise Amazon Package . . . Turns Out Her Parrot Ordered It Using Alexa  (NC-17) The Ten Most Googled Questions About Sex The Ten Beers That Make ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/21/17

 A Carnival Worker Climbed a Ferris Wheel to Save Two Kids  (NC-17) A Guy Got Arrested Just So He Could Sell Drugs in Jail for More Money  A Guy Slaps Someone Across the Face to Steal His Cheeseburger  Someone’s “Body Chopped in Half” Early Halloween Decoration Is Already Getting 911 Calls  Taco Bell Is Going to Stop Having Drive-Thrus . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/20/17

A Man Smuggles Drug-Filled Balloons Into Jail by Swallowing Them . . . Twice A Guy Is Facing Felony Charges For Writing His Name . . . and Drawing Male Genitalia . . . in Wet Cement Police Catch a Thief at the State Fair Because He’s Holding a Large Stuffed Unicorn Stupid Photo of the Day: Six Wedding Guests ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/19/17

Merriam-Webster Adds “Froyo,” “Troll,” and More to the Dictionary There’s a One-in-Five Chance Your Parents Hate the Name You Gave Your Kid An Employee Tried to Shoot a Golfer for Sneaking His Own Beer Onto the Course Police Are Trying to Track Down the Female Jogger Who Keeps Pooping on a Family’s Lawn A Dad Tries to Discipline His Kid ... Read More »