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 Someone Called the Cops After He Got Fouled Hard in a Pickup Basketball Game  Check Out the Most and Least Stressed Cities in America  Here Are the Two Things Women Find More Pleasurable Than Sex  Amazon Just Patented a “Dwarf Tossing” Robot . . . and Little People Are Not Happy  Half of People Haven’t Traveled Out of the Country ... Read More »

 A Man Flashes a Woman in a Park . . . So She Chases Him a Mile and Stabs Him Multiple Times Cops Recognize a Guy on a Stolen Motorcycle . . . So Instead of Chasing, They Just Wait at His House  A Guy Steals a Fire Truck and Winds Up in a Two-Hour Police Chase  Top 10 Cities ... Read More »

 A Couple Is Busted Having Sex in a Courthouse Stairwell A Twerking Argument Leads to a Woman Biting Off Another Woman’s Finger America Is Now Down to One Last Blockbuster, After Two Close in Alaska Middle Children Are Going Extinct Because No One Wants to Have Three Kids Anymore Stupid New Jeans Alert: A Company Is Selling Upside-Down Jeans  You ... Read More »

 A Golden Corral’s Vents Weren’t Working . . . and They Realized It’s Because of a Burglar Stuck Inside  A Hit-and-Run Driver Grabs a Random Guy Nearby, and Tries to Turn Him in for It  A Woman Wins the Lottery with Her Nephew . . . Now She’s Suing Him For His Half  Build-a-Bear Shuts Down Its Pay-Your-Age Sale After ... Read More »

 A Woman Scammed a Scammer . . . and Just Got Arrested For It  A Guy with No Arms Is Arrested For Managing to Stab Someone  A Guy Is Asleep When a Six-Foot Boa Constrictor Falls Through the Ceiling and Lands on Him  A Woman Tells Her Husband It’s Me or the Dog . . . He Goes with Dog ... Read More »

 A Guy Says He Wasn’t Drunk Driving . . . He Was Only Drinking at Stop Signs  A Man Missing a Leg Flees a Burglary in a Car Missing a Tire  A Woman Trades Sex For Car Repairs . . . And Her Husband Finds Her and the Mechanic Dead in the Garage From…  (NC-17) A Woman Tries to Propose ... Read More »

 A Drunk Driver Runs Back to His Burning Car to Light a Cigarette  7-Eleven’s “7/11” Free Slurpee Day Is Tomorrow  IHOB Has Already Changed Its Name Back to IHOP  Your Bra Could Be Giving You Headaches  Sex Addiction Is Now Officially Recognized as a Mental Disorder by the World Health Organization The Top Sign That Someone’s Rich Is They Have ... Read More »

 A Guy Named Benedict Went on an Egging Spree  A Terrorist Group Bans Plastic Bags Because They’re “a Serious Threat to the Wellbeing of Humans”  A New Prank Will Freak You Out With Ghost Messages on Your Bananas  People Who Buy Corvettes and Porsches Barely Ever Drive Them  Wearing a Tie Cuts Blood Flow to Your Brain by 8% Read More »

 A Guy Is Busted Hiding His Drugs Inside a D.A.R.E. Bag  A New Handheld Device Can Smell Your Body Odor  What’s the Most Depressing “Single Man” Meal You’ve Ever Made?  The First IHOP-Applebee’s Hybrid Restaurant Now Exists  We’re All Creatures of Habit . . . There Are Only 25 Places You Go to Regularly  Could You Live to Be 200? ... Read More »

 Pornhub Is Putting Closed Captions on Their Videos, Because Clearly the Dialogue Matters  The States with the Most and Least Fast Food Joints Per Capita  Burger King Teamed Up With Budweiser For a Burger . . . But Beer Isn’t an Ingredient or on Sale in Their…  Hovering Above a Nasty Toilet Seat Might Be Worse For Your Health Than ... Read More »