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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 4/10/18

 A Woman Is Arrested For Beating Up a Man Using Her Boobs A Man Winds Up in the ER With “Thunderclap Headaches” After He Eats One of the World’s Hottest Peppers  Firefighters Rescued a 70-Year-Old Man Whose “Personal Body Part” Got Stuck in a Park Bench  Americans Are the Biggest TV Addicts in the World  Your Expensive Gym Clothes Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/9/18

 A Roofer Doesn’t Get Paid . . . So He Repossesses an Entire Roof A Woman Claims the Bag of Cocaine in Her Purse Must Have Been Blown in There by the Wind Doctors Pull a Three-Foot Phone Cable Out of a Guy’s Junk After He Used It to Try to Stop Itching  MIT Invented a New Device That Reads ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/6/18

 Remember That Dude Who Got Free Wendy’s “Nuggs” For a Year? Here’s How Many He Ate A Quarter of Parents Have a Favorite Child . . . and It’s Probably Your Youngest Sibling  41% of Women Say Facial Hair Makes Men Uglier . . . and 25% of Guys Who’ve Had Facial Hair Agree  Your Entire Relationship Hinges on Who ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/5/18

 A Woman’s Ancestry.com DNA Test Shows a Surprise Father . . . Her Parents’ Fertility Doctor  Our Lives Peaked at Age Nine . . . Plus the 10 Things We Miss the Most From Our Childhoods  76% of Us Prefer Coke Over Pepsi, Plus 11 More Brand Match-Ups A Golfer Snapped His Ankle Back Into Place After Dislocating It While ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/18

(NC-17) A Man Is Caught Having Sex with the Ninth Hole of a Golf Course  A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter  A Guy Is Stabbed During a Bar Fight . . . and Orders a Beer with the Knife in His Back Before Going to the…  Budweiser and Jim Beam ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/18

A Man Ships Himself in a Crate to Steal Stuff From a Delivery Truck A Guy Is Mad at Roofers For Interrupting an Argument with His Girlfriend . . . So He Shakes Their Ladder…  A Wanted Criminal Gets Caught When He Mistakes a Police Cruiser for a Pizza Delivery Car  2% of Us Think the Earth Is Flat . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/2/18

 A Judge Is Caught Stealing His 23-Year-Old Neighbor’s Underwear  A Woman Put Vanilla Extract in Her Kids’ French Toast, Then Realized It Was PCP  A Guy Is Arrested After He Falls Through His Ex-Girlfriend’s Ceiling  Need a Summer Job? A Nudist Resort Is Searching For a Lifeguard  A Guy Wanders Into a Police Station For Help Breaking Up with His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »