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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 5/1/19

A Guy Ran Over a Bartender for Kicking His Dog Out of a Bar A 33-Year-Old Is So Upset His Mom Kicked Him Out That He Flushed His Grandparents’ Ashes An Australian Company Just Made Vegemite-Flavored Liquor New Food Roundup: Nickelodeon Slime Ice Cream, Twinkie Pudding, Starbucks’ New Pink Drink, and Cupcake… A New “Adulting” Calendar Lets Adults Give Themselves ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/30/19

A Guy Shoplifted from a Store Twice . . . and in Between, He Applied for a Job A Woman Called 911 to Ask for Advice on How to Kill Her Boyfriend Ancestry.com Is Fixing Its Results . . . So Whatever They Told You Before Might Be Wrong The Easter Island Giant Head Statues are in Trouble . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/15/19

Never Fight a Man with an Eye Patch Outside of an Underground Strip Club A Couple Gives Cookies to Striking Workers . . . Filled with Laxatives A Woman Beat Up Her Husband After He Didn’t Respond When She Asked If She Was Pretty A Man Sues His Parents for $86,000 for Throwing Away His Massive Porn Collection Men’s Beards ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/11/19

A Woman Vandalizes Her Neighbor’s Racy Easter Display . . . While the Local News Is There The Best Places to Live If You Want to Become Wealthy A Quarter of People in Sexless Marriages Are Totally Fine with It Guys with Big Beards and Great Hair Have Smaller Junk? A Paid Internship for a ‘Candy Taster’ Also Comes with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/19

Two Drunk Idiots Shot Each Other with a Bulletproof Vest On, Then Showed Up at a Hospital with an Absurd… A Woman Is Pulled Over for Using Her Phone While Driving . . . Oh, and She Also Had a Goat on Her Lap A Man in Canada Is So Excited It Warmed Up to 12 Degrees He Goes for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/19

A Woman Who Pleasured Herself on a Train Is Now a Fugitive A Guy Calls the Cops About a Strange Noise in His Attic . . . and They Find His Meth Lab Two Students Hack Their High School’s Network to Get Out of Taking Tests Two Politicians Named Matthew MacKay Are Running Against Each Other A Judge Accidentally Resigned ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/2/19

A Woman Loses Her House in a Fire, Then Hits the Lottery for $150,000 An Acting Student Stabs His Friend While Doing a Scene from an Ashton Kutcher Movie A Woman Is Busted Driving Around on Just a Rim with a Margarita in Her Cup Holder A Guy Goes Viral for Catching a Huge Catfish with His Bare Hands . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/1/19

A Group of Thieves Try to Steal a Bank Safe by Slowly Dragging It Away with a Front-End Loader A Man Is Arrested for Getting into a Nude Fight with Himself A Bride Embezzled $93,000 to Get a Butt Lift Before Her Wedding A Study Finds That Having a Beard Amplifies Your Emotions Is Tinder Really Rolling Out a New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/19

A Guy Graffitis “Dalai Lama” on a Building, Then Gets Arrested Again Hours Later for Spitting in a Woman’s… A Man Cut a Hole in a Target’s Roof to Attempt a “Mission: Impossible” Burglary A Former Employee Sues Hampton Inn . . . Because His Boss Tried to Force Him into an Exorcism An 82-Year-Old Woman on Tinder Says She’s ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/19

A Guy Is Busted with Fake Pee for a Drug Test . . . and Tries to Blame It on His Wife’s Fetish A Drunk Driver Tries to Cover the Smell of Booze on His Breath by Spraying Axe Body Spray in His Mouth A Woman in China Gives Birth to Twins from Different Dads After She Cheats on Her ... Read More »