Height:   5'8"

Weight:   180 lbs

DOB:   3/23/78

From:   Hicktown, Illinois

Fav Bands:   Tool (when Maynard wears clothes), Static X, Killswitch Engage, Fear Factory

Accomplishments:   Employee of the week at Officemax, Bloody lip in ozzfest mosh pit

Job Description:  John Holmberg's Bitch, Payday Stuntman (Retired)

First concert:   S.T.P. in 1994 at the height of the heroin addiction. It ruled !

A Little About Yourself:  As a child I was not takin care of properly, thus I'm very needy.  I require lots of love and care to grow....kind of like a chia pet.  Help me grow won't you. 

Favorite Websites: chicagocubs.com