Height:   5'11 1/2

Weight:   190 with a beautiful marathon ass

Born (Hatched):   7/26/72

Hometown:  Lowell, Indiana

Favorite Movie:  Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Job Description:  Make America laugh everyday

A Little About Yourself:  I'm kind of a big deal.  People know me.  I'm pretty important.  I have many leatherbound books, and my house smells of rich plastic.  Stings the nostrils.

First Concert:  Emmylou Harris- New Mexico State Fair  1981

Favorite Artists:  Piccasso, Van Gogh

Favorite Websites:  http://azkegs.com/