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The Brady Report 11/22/19

A 102-Year-Old Just Released His First Album Pornhub Is Selling $299 Lifetime Memberships on Black Friday A Christmas Tree Shortage May Drive Up the Prices This Year During the Holidays, You’ll Need a Break From Your Family After Just Four Hours It Should Cost You Less Than $50 to Serve a Full Thanksgiving Dinner This Year? Read More »

The Brady Report 11/21/19

A Guy Uses a Stranger’s Porsche as a Battering Ram to Get His Nissan Out of Impound Dating Trends for 2020 Include “Eclipsing,” “White Clawing,” “Yellow Carding,” and More 16% of People Have Said Something Bad on a Work Call When They Thought They Were Muted A Porn Site Will Pay for Your Thanksgiving If You Livestream Your Dinner . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/19/19

Police Catch a 380-Pound Suspect Hiding Meth “Deep” in His Belly Button A Professor Who’s an Expert on Money Laundering Has Been Busted for Money Laundering Two DMV Workers Are Arrested for Taking Bribes to Let People Skip the Line South Dakota May Not Have Fully Thought Through Their New Anti-Drug Slogan: “Meth. We’re On It” Men Wearing Makeup? A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/18/19

A Guy Crashed Into a Fire Hydrant and Stole the Hydrant . . . But Left His Bumper Behind A Bank Teller Is Arrested for Robbing a Guy Who Made a Big Withdrawal Here Are the “Gloomiest” Places in America Chuck E. Cheese Is Officially Killing Off Its Animatronic Animal Band A Guy Nearly Died After Swimming in a Lake ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/19

A Man Fired His Gun into the Wrong Car After a Road Rage Incident Someone Demanded an Airbnb Refund Because They Were Promised a Friendly Ghost, and the Ghost Was Mean When the Clock Says 11:11, Do You Make a Wish? Taco Bell Thinks You Should Puree Their Tacos to Make Soup for Thanksgiving Sunday Is the 10th Annual National ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/14/19

A Guy Got Kicked Out of a Strip Club . . . So He Tried to Blow It Up? Here Are the Predictions for the Trendiest Baby Names in 2020 (NC-17) Doctors Warn Women: Don’t Use Your Electric Toothbrush as a Vibrating Love Toy (NC-17) BarkBox Apologizes for Making a Thanksgiving Dog Toy That Looks Just Like a Fleshlight Twinkies ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/13/19

A Guy Caught Speeding Tells Police He Had to Rush Home . . . Because He Was Cheating on His Wife Scientists May Have Finally Figured Out Why We Get the Hiccups If You Hate Vegetables, It Might Be Genetic Are These the Worst Baby Names of 2019? A Company Will Pay You $1,000 to Only Shop at Local Stores ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/12/19

A Guy Shot His Lifelong Friend Over an Argument About a College Football Game There’s a 76% Chance One of These Four Car Colors Is Your Favorite Half of People Listen to Music While They Work . . . and It Actually Makes Them More Efficient A New Recipe Shows How to Make a Mac and Cheese Thanksgiving Turkey One ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/28/19

A Study Finds That What Doesn’t Kill Your Career Only Makes It Stronger A Suspect Tries Hiding from the Cops in a Dumpster . . . Then Switches to a Port-a-Potty A Guy Who Said He Saw Yogi Bear at Yellowstone Was Busted with Eight Pounds of Meth in His Spare Tire Did a Mayor Get a Guy Fired Over ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/17/19

 A Man Tries to Meet an Underage Teen From Craigslist . . . Then Calls the FBI to Report the Boy Tried to…  The Best Places in America to Celebrate Oktoberfest  Olive Garden’s All-You-Can-Eat Pasta Passes Go on Sale Tomorrow  Only 34% of People Love Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Plus Seven More Stats on Popular Fall Foods  The New iPhone Unlocks ... Read More »