A Guy Tried to Escape from the Cops by Floating on a Log Down the River A Robber Tries to Hide from the Cops in a Dumpster . . . Then Gets Caught When He’s Dumped into a Garbage… What Would You Give Up to Have a Perfectly Clean House That You Never Had to Clean Again? Which States Have ... Read More »
A Car Thief Says “The Corona” Made Him Do It (NC-17) Here Are the Common Household Items People Have Used in the Bedroom Do You Pronounce These Eight Foods Like Other People Do? Half of People Believe Aliens Will Make First Contact in the Next 50 Years Someone Stole an Ambulance for a Joyride . . . With an EMT ... Read More »
A Guy Tries to Eat a Stolen Debit Card, Then Quickly Admits He’s Carrying Cocaine Elephants Break Into a Farm in Self-Quarantine and Get Drunk on Wine A Runaway Cow in Florida That’s “Faster Than It Looks” Has Been Caught After Two Months People Are Now More Likely Than Ever to Say They’d Get-It-On with a Robot Today Is National ... Read More »
Hidden Valley Just Rolled Out Its Spiciest Version of Ranch Dressing Yet An Australian Law Professor Livestreaming Her Class Spots a Student in the Middle of a Sex Act Today Is the First Day of Spring . . . It’s the Earliest Spring in 124 Years Coronavirus Has Passed 200,000 Cases Worldwide as Misinformation Continues to Spread Which Actors Use ... Read More »
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A Family Member Lets an 11-Year-Old Drive the Car . . . Because They’re Sick of Him Playing “Grand Theft Auto” IHOP Has a New Menu of Cereal Pancakes and Milkshakes Here Are the Repairs That Millennials Admit They Can’t Do . . . Including Millions Who Can’t Change a Light… 3% of Americans Have Skipped Work Because of Coronavirus ... Read More »
A Man Used a Rubber Chicken to Steal a Fast Food Charity Donation Box A Dad Who Was Born on a Leap Day Just Had a Daughter on Leap Day A New Device That Looks Like a Banana Goes in Your Underwear and Blocks the Smell of Your Flatulence Which State Best Represents America as a Whole? Here Are the ... Read More »
Instant Karma: A Woman’s Lost Ring Is Returned After She Returns Someone Else’s Lost Ring A Woman Tries to Hide From the Cops Inside a Gun Safe . . . and Needs to Be Rescued A High School Baseball Coach Dropped F-Bombs Talking to the Team After Winning the State Championship . . …. Jif Peanut Butter Jumps Into the ... Read More »
A Drug Dealer Lost $58 Million in Bitcoin When His Landlord Threw Out the Codes He’d Hidden in His Fishing… A Guy Is Arrested for Going Table to Table at IHOP at 3:00 A.M. Offering to Show People His Junk Doctors Are Warning People Not to Follow an Internet Hemorrhoid Cure Involving Potatoes Mrs. Dash Has Dropped the Mrs. and ... Read More »
A Woman Delivers Her Own Baby, Then Rescues a Guy From a Burning Truck A Bar Manager Is Arrested for Throwing a Live Sex Contest on Valentine’s Day Two Drunk Drivers Both Fell Asleep in the McDonald’s Drive Thru Line You Can Win a Picasso Painting in a Charity Raffle for About $100 More Than Half of Employers Have Not ... Read More »
