And just like that a star was born—Egg McMuffin Rat #subwaycreatures pic.twitter.com/vCeVirHRUK— Rick (@SubwayCreatures) March 13, 2020 A Couple Was Busted Having Sex Outside a Hospital The Latest Fashion Trend for Young People Is . . . Dressing Up Like Old People 7-Eleven Is Spinning Off Its Own Line of Fried Chicken Restaurants . . . and the First One ... Read More »
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A Woman Delivers Her Own Baby, Then Rescues a Guy From a Burning Truck A Bar Manager Is Arrested for Throwing a Live Sex Contest on Valentine’s Day Two Drunk Drivers Both Fell Asleep in the McDonald’s Drive Thru Line You Can Win a Picasso Painting in a Charity Raffle for About $100 More Than Half of Employers Have Not ... Read More »
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