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The Brady Report 3/16/20

And just like that a star was born—Egg McMuffin Rat #subwaycreatures pic.twitter.com/vCeVirHRUK— Rick (@SubwayCreatures) March 13, 2020  A Couple Was Busted Having Sex Outside a Hospital  The Latest Fashion Trend for Young People Is . . . Dressing Up Like Old People  7-Eleven Is Spinning Off Its Own Line of Fried Chicken Restaurants . . . and the First One ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/3/20

 A Family Member Lets an 11-Year-Old Drive the Car . . . Because They’re Sick of Him Playing “Grand Theft Auto”  IHOP Has a New Menu of Cereal Pancakes and Milkshakes  Here Are the Repairs That Millennials Admit They Can’t Do . . . Including Millions Who Can’t Change a Light…  3% of Americans Have Skipped Work Because of Coronavirus ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/2/20

 A Man Used a Rubber Chicken to Steal a Fast Food Charity Donation Box  A Dad Who Was Born on a Leap Day Just Had a Daughter on Leap Day  A New Device That Looks Like a Banana Goes in Your Underwear and Blocks the Smell of Your Flatulence  Which State Best Represents America as a Whole? Here Are the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/26/20

 Instant Karma: A Woman’s Lost Ring Is Returned After She Returns Someone Else’s Lost Ring  A Woman Tries to Hide From the Cops Inside a Gun Safe . . . and Needs to Be Rescued  A High School Baseball Coach Dropped F-Bombs Talking to the Team After Winning the State Championship . . ….  Jif Peanut Butter Jumps Into the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/25/20

 A Drug Dealer Lost $58 Million in Bitcoin When His Landlord Threw Out the Codes He’d Hidden in His Fishing…  A Guy Is Arrested for Going Table to Table at IHOP at 3:00 A.M. Offering to Show People His Junk  Doctors Are Warning People Not to Follow an Internet Hemorrhoid Cure Involving Potatoes  Mrs. Dash Has Dropped the Mrs. and ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/24/20

 A Woman Delivers Her Own Baby, Then Rescues a Guy From a Burning Truck  A Bar Manager Is Arrested for Throwing a Live Sex Contest on Valentine’s Day  Two Drunk Drivers Both Fell Asleep in the McDonald’s Drive Thru Line  You Can Win a Picasso Painting in a Charity Raffle for About $100  More Than Half of Employers Have Not ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/19/20

 A Puppy That Can’t Walk Befriended a Pigeon That Can’t Fly at an Animal Shelter . . . and Their Viral…  A Woman Stabs Her First Cousin . . . Who’s Also Her Boyfriend . . . After an Argument  Here Are the Best and Worst State Capitals to Live In  A Woman Is Going Viral for Taking a Bath ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/17/20

 Smelling Your Significant Other’s Unwashed Shirt Can Help You Sleep Better  A Drunk Driver Is Arrested When He Pulls Over a Cop  Rhode Island’s Government Is Still Running on Typewriters and Microfiche  A Park in Florida Had to Close Because of a Massive Snake Orgy  A Guy in a Committed Relationship with a Ghost Celebrated Valentine’s Day by Having a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/14/20

 A Teenager Who Stole and Crashed a Cop Car Is Now Suing the Cop for Leaving the Keys in the Car  A New Dog Collar Plays Swear Words When Your Dog Barks  A Photo of a Dog Is an Optical Illusion That’s Making People Crazy  9% of People Take a Nap Every Day . . . and Apparently They’re More ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/13/20

 A Salon Manager Gave Her Boss a Kidney, So He Gave Her the Store  A Woman Who Pooped in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs and Valentine’s Day Card Gets Prison Time  A Guy Gets a Drunk Driving Charge Dismissed by Writing and Performing an Original Song  A Guy Started a $750,000 GoFundMe for His High School Reunion . ... Read More »