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The Brady Report 4/1/20

 It Turns Out Selling Cocaine Is a “Non-Essential” Business Right Now  Poll: America’s Favorite Streaming Service for Quarantining Is . . .  Men Like April Fools’ Day Pranks More Than Women  What Have You Done in the Past Few Weeks That You Rarely Ever Did Before? Here are some mild April Fools’ Day pranks you can play on your family ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/23/20

 A Guy Actually Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days to Spite Papa John  A Hotel Cleaner Is Busted for Stealing 66 Rolls of Toilet Paper from a Marriott  Today Is National Puppy Day . . . So Look at Puppy Pictures for a Mental Health Distraction  30% of People Have Had Their Day Ruined Because They Didn’t Realize They Had ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/16/20

And just like that a star was born—Egg McMuffin Rat #subwaycreatures pic.twitter.com/vCeVirHRUK— Rick (@SubwayCreatures) March 13, 2020  A Couple Was Busted Having Sex Outside a Hospital  The Latest Fashion Trend for Young People Is . . . Dressing Up Like Old People  7-Eleven Is Spinning Off Its Own Line of Fried Chicken Restaurants . . . and the First One ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/2/20

 A Man Used a Rubber Chicken to Steal a Fast Food Charity Donation Box  A Dad Who Was Born on a Leap Day Just Had a Daughter on Leap Day  A New Device That Looks Like a Banana Goes in Your Underwear and Blocks the Smell of Your Flatulence  Which State Best Represents America as a Whole? Here Are the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/26/20

 Instant Karma: A Woman’s Lost Ring Is Returned After She Returns Someone Else’s Lost Ring  A Woman Tries to Hide From the Cops Inside a Gun Safe . . . and Needs to Be Rescued  A High School Baseball Coach Dropped F-Bombs Talking to the Team After Winning the State Championship . . ….  Jif Peanut Butter Jumps Into the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/24/20

 A Woman Delivers Her Own Baby, Then Rescues a Guy From a Burning Truck  A Bar Manager Is Arrested for Throwing a Live Sex Contest on Valentine’s Day  Two Drunk Drivers Both Fell Asleep in the McDonald’s Drive Thru Line  You Can Win a Picasso Painting in a Charity Raffle for About $100  More Than Half of Employers Have Not ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/19/20

 A Puppy That Can’t Walk Befriended a Pigeon That Can’t Fly at an Animal Shelter . . . and Their Viral…  A Woman Stabs Her First Cousin . . . Who’s Also Her Boyfriend . . . After an Argument  Here Are the Best and Worst State Capitals to Live In  A Woman Is Going Viral for Taking a Bath ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/17/20

 Smelling Your Significant Other’s Unwashed Shirt Can Help You Sleep Better  A Drunk Driver Is Arrested When He Pulls Over a Cop  Rhode Island’s Government Is Still Running on Typewriters and Microfiche  A Park in Florida Had to Close Because of a Massive Snake Orgy  A Guy in a Committed Relationship with a Ghost Celebrated Valentine’s Day by Having a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/14/20

 A Teenager Who Stole and Crashed a Cop Car Is Now Suing the Cop for Leaving the Keys in the Car  A New Dog Collar Plays Swear Words When Your Dog Barks  A Photo of a Dog Is an Optical Illusion That’s Making People Crazy  9% of People Take a Nap Every Day . . . and Apparently They’re More ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/13/20

 A Salon Manager Gave Her Boss a Kidney, So He Gave Her the Store  A Woman Who Pooped in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs and Valentine’s Day Card Gets Prison Time  A Guy Gets a Drunk Driving Charge Dismissed by Writing and Performing an Original Song  A Guy Started a $750,000 GoFundMe for His High School Reunion . ... Read More »