The Brady Report 4/1/20

 It Turns Out Selling Cocaine Is a “Non-Essential” Business Right Now  Poll: America’s Favorite Streaming Service for Quarantining Is . . .  Men Like April Fools’ Day Pranks More Than…

The Brady Report 3/27/20

 A Neighbor Asks a Man to Turn Down His Music . . . and the Man Chases Him with a Sword  McDonald’s Is Eliminating All-Day Breakfast During the Coronavirus Pandemic…

The Brady Report 3/26/20

 A Guy Tried to Escape from the Cops by Floating on a Log Down the River  A Robber Tries to Hide from the Cops in a Dumpster . . ….

The Brady Report 3/24/20

 A Car Thief Says “The Corona” Made Him Do It  (NC-17) Here Are the Common Household Items People Have Used in the Bedroom  Do You Pronounce These Eight Foods Like…

The Brady Report 3/23/20

 A Guy Actually Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days to Spite Papa John  A Hotel Cleaner Is Busted for Stealing 66 Rolls of Toilet Paper from a Marriott  Today Is…

The Brady Report 3/20/20

 A Guy Tries to Eat a Stolen Debit Card, Then Quickly Admits He’s Carrying Cocaine  Elephants Break Into a Farm in Self-Quarantine and Get Drunk on Wine  A Runaway Cow…

The Brady Report 3/19/20

 Hidden Valley Just Rolled Out Its Spiciest Version of Ranch Dressing Yet  An Australian Law Professor Livestreaming Her Class Spots a Student in the Middle of a Sex Act  Today…

The Brady Report 3/16/20

And just like that a star was born—Egg McMuffin Rat #subwaycreatures pic.twitter.com/vCeVirHRUK — Rick (@SubwayCreatures) March 13, 2020  A Couple Was Busted Having Sex Outside a Hospital  The Latest Fashion…

The Brady Report 3/3/20

 A Family Member Lets an 11-Year-Old Drive the Car . . . Because They’re Sick of Him Playing “Grand Theft Auto”  IHOP Has a New Menu of Cereal Pancakes and…