A Guy Who’s Paralyzed Walked a Full Marathon in a Robotic Suit and Broke a World Record Cops Bust a “Large Amish Party” and Make 38 Arrests A Woman Builds a Bomb in Walmart Out of Random Products from the Shelves A Librarian Pleads Guilty to Stealing $8 Million of Rare Books Over 25 Years We Eat Twice as Many ... Read More »
A Sexy Tortoise with 800 Offspring Finally Gets to Retire After Saving His Species A Guy Called 911 on Himself After He Broke into a Tire Store . . . and the Tires Fought Back A Billionaire Is Looking for a New Girlfriend . . . Your First Date Will be on the Moon A Mom Ordered Diapers on Amazon ... Read More »
Doing a Good Deed Works Like a Pain Reliever (NC-17) Doctors Warn That You Shouldn’t Use Toothpaste as Lube A New Subaru Accidentally Has a Name That’s a Very Dirty Acronym There Was a 76% Jump in UFO Sightings Last Year You Can Now Get Paid a Six-Figure Salary to Work at Taco Bell Leaving a Voicemail Is Now Considered ... Read More »
A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff A Woman Forgets She’s Posing as an FBI Agent and Claims She’s a CIA Agent Miller Lite Has New Dark Cans . . . and You Can Get One for Not Using Your Phone at a Bar Natty Light Is Giving People Free Beer for ... Read More »
A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because “You Know How Women Drive” (NC-17) There’s a New Band-Aid for Your Taint to Stop Premature Evacuation You Can Now Buy a Scarf That Looks Like a Long CVS Receipt Giving Workers Paid Parental Leave Has Zero Negative Effect on a Company’s Profits Your Energy Level Peaks ... Read More »
A Girl with Autism Spoke for the First Time Because of Her Neighbor’s Massive Christmas Display A Guy Was Driving So Drunk He Was Missing a Tire . . . And Didn’t Know It A Driver Used Too Much Air Freshener, Lit a Cigarette, and Blew Up His Car (NC-17) A Porn Site Is Selling a Vibrating Bike Seat The ... Read More »
A Bank Employee Is Busted for Stealing $88,000 . . . When He Posted Photos with Stacks of Cash on Social Media A Guy in Brazil Is Busted for Dressing Up Like His Mother to Take Her Driving Test A Group of Santas from SantaCon Help Police Catch a Guy Who Stabbed Someone An Office Bathroom Policy Includes a “Smell ... Read More »
A Company Offers Employees “Hangover Days” as a Perk A Man Who Was Found Dead Inside an Alligator’s Mouth Actually Died of a Meth OD A Woman Posts a Craigslist Ad for a Divorce Lawyer . . . and Hints That She’ll Pay in Sex (NC-17) 15 Stats on America’s Porn-Viewing Habits in 2019 Even Though It’s December, Today Is ... Read More »
A Cop on the Verge of Retirement Was Busted for Stealing Police Department iPhones Two Friends Beat Each Other Up While Arguing About “How I Met Your Mother” A Man Whose Flatulence Kills Mosquitoes Says He’s Been Hired to Help an Insect Repellent Company MillerCoors’ New Hard Seltzer Has 30 Times More Vitamin C Than an Orange Jolly Rancher Cereal ... Read More »
This is pretty gross . . . a guy in Thailand pulled a 32-foot-long tapeworm out of his rectum on Monday. And there’s a video of the worm once it’s out. People Drive More Carefully with a Cake in Their Car Than with Their Kids in the Car Merriam-Webster Picks “They” for Word of the Year Smirnoff Ice Has Created ... Read More »
