UCrew Update

The Brady Report 3/20/20

 A Guy Tries to Eat a Stolen Debit Card, Then Quickly Admits He’s Carrying Cocaine

 Elephants Break Into a Farm in Self-Quarantine and Get Drunk on Wine

 A Runaway Cow in Florida That’s “Faster Than It Looks” Has Been Caught After Two Months

 People Are Now More Likely Than Ever to Say They’d Get-It-On with a Robot

 Today Is National Ravioli Day and That’s the Only Thing Going On So Let’s Celebrate It

 And Now, COVID-19 Has Canceled . . . “Playboy”?