A Guy Tries to Eat a Stolen Debit Card, Then Quickly Admits He’s Carrying Cocaine
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A Runaway Cow in Florida That’s “Faster Than It Looks” Has Been Caught After Two Months
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Today Is National Ravioli Day and That’s the Only Thing Going On So Let’s Celebrate It