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The Brady Report

Listen to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness every weekday morning to hear the latest, ridiculous news from Brady Bogen! Check out Brady’s blog below for links to all his latest reports.

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The Brady Report 1/8/20

A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because “You Know How Women Drive” (NC-17) There’s a New Band-Aid for Your Taint to Stop Premature Evacuation You Can Now Buy a Scarf That Looks Like a Long CVS Receipt Giving Workers Paid Parental Leave Has Zero Negative Effect on a Company’s Profits Your Energy Level Peaks ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/17/19

A Girl with Autism Spoke for the First Time Because of Her Neighbor’s Massive Christmas Display A Guy Was Driving So Drunk He Was Missing a Tire . . . And Didn’t Know It A Driver Used Too Much Air Freshener, Lit a Cigarette, and Blew Up His Car (NC-17) A Porn Site Is Selling a Vibrating Bike Seat The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/16/19

A Bank Employee Is Busted for Stealing $88,000 . . . When He Posted Photos with Stacks of Cash on Social Media A Guy in Brazil Is Busted for Dressing Up Like His Mother to Take Her Driving Test A Group of Santas from SantaCon Help Police Catch a Guy Who Stabbed Someone An Office Bathroom Policy Includes a “Smell ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/13/19

A Company Offers Employees “Hangover Days” as a Perk A Man Who Was Found Dead Inside an Alligator’s Mouth Actually Died of a Meth OD A Woman Posts a Craigslist Ad for a Divorce Lawyer . . . and Hints That She’ll Pay in Sex (NC-17) 15 Stats on America’s Porn-Viewing Habits in 2019 Even Though It’s December, Today Is ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/12/19

A Cop on the Verge of Retirement Was Busted for Stealing Police Department iPhones Two Friends Beat Each Other Up While Arguing About “How I Met Your Mother” A Man Whose Flatulence Kills Mosquitoes Says He’s Been Hired to Help an Insect Repellent Company MillerCoors’ New Hard Seltzer Has 30 Times More Vitamin C Than an Orange Jolly Rancher Cereal ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/27/19

Someone Served a Full Thanksgiving Dinner on the New York Subway An Employee Found a Hidden Bathroom Camera at Work . . . and His Boss “Accidentally” Destroyed It While… Who Is the Average Nudist? A New Survey Tried to Figure It Out (NC-17) Is Sunbathing Your Rectum a Fast, Healthy Way to Get More Sunlight? There’s a New Term ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/26/19

A Brother and Sister Are Arrested After an Argument About Riding Shotgun 15% of Families Have Had Someone Injure Themselves Carving a Turkey The Strangest Black Friday Item on Sale May Be This Three-Person Sauna at Costco There’s a Busch Beer Christmas Stocking That’s Five Feet Long and Insulated The Ten Most Annoying Things Houseguests Do Read More »

The Brady Report 11/25/19

An 82-Year-Old Woman Beat Up an Intruder and Smashed a Table on Him A Woman Tries to Apologize During a Road Rage Argument . . . and the Other Guy Spits Food into Her Mouth Burglars Rip the Door Off a Convenience Store . . . Just to Steal a 12-Pack of Faygo A Study Named New Jersey the Smartest ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/22/19

A 102-Year-Old Just Released His First Album Pornhub Is Selling $299 Lifetime Memberships on Black Friday A Christmas Tree Shortage May Drive Up the Prices This Year During the Holidays, You’ll Need a Break From Your Family After Just Four Hours It Should Cost You Less Than $50 to Serve a Full Thanksgiving Dinner This Year? Read More »

The Brady Report 11/21/19

A Guy Uses a Stranger’s Porsche as a Battering Ram to Get His Nissan Out of Impound Dating Trends for 2020 Include “Eclipsing,” “White Clawing,” “Yellow Carding,” and More 16% of People Have Said Something Bad on a Work Call When They Thought They Were Muted A Porn Site Will Pay for Your Thanksgiving If You Livestream Your Dinner . ... Read More »